she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers
(via tavares-john)
i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone
(via blueexorcist)
Seriously if I’m willing to watch LOTR around you that’s fucking love because I’m a hysterical mess during those movies, and I hate being a hysterical mess, so if I’m like “want to watch LOTR?” that’s me also saying “I love you so much it makes me ill”.
(via icedoutyouth)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
(via ilikegraphite)
[AGGRESSIVELY WAITS TO SEE BEORN IN HIS HUMAN FORM]
(via toralinda)
[sailor voice from any action adventure movie involving a ship] storm’s a-brewin’
(via nintendogs64)
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
(via princesspichu)
if ur like 15 and hot fuck off
fuck off over my way we could go to international waters and get it the fuck poppin




