YOU ARE NOT MY BOYFRIEND JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE HOOKED UP. HOP OFF

swingsetindecember:

she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers

(via tavares-john)

pityreblogs:

i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone

(via blueexorcist)

warblues:

Seriously if I’m willing to watch LOTR around you that’s fucking love because I’m a hysterical mess during those movies, and I hate being a hysterical mess, so if I’m like “want to watch LOTR?” that’s me also saying “I love you so much it makes me ill”.

(via icedoutyouth)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

(via ilikegraphite)

thiselvengirl:

[AGGRESSIVELY WAITS TO SEE BEORN IN HIS HUMAN FORM]

(via toralinda)

lameborghini:

[sailor voice from any action adventure movie involving a ship] storm’s a-brewin’

(via nintendogs64)

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

(via princesspichu)

sadgreymon:

flockas:

if ur like 15 and hot fuck off

fuck off over my way we could go to international waters and get it the fuck poppin

(via katara-deactivated20130617)